So I've seen a lot of ridiculous shit in my lifetime, which you would think, would prompt me to always have a camera handy. Well being that today's April Fool's day, you would expect some interesting ish to go down...and well I wasn't disappointed. And..here...we...go.
So it's lunchtime, and I decide since it's a nice day, I'll leave the office to grab something quick to eat. Go outside, everything appears normal. Begin my walk to McDonald's everything cool. THEN, as I approach the cross-walk, there's like an electric scooter with a heavy set woman in a dress not holding the handle bars rather balloons??? She buzzes past, and let me tell you, those rascals things, are pretty swift. Anyhow, so that buzzes by, I take a second glance, shrug my shoulder, and start walking again. THEEEEEN, there's friggin naked man walking with a flag, but using it like a cape, which means...Chad is about to see some shit he DOES NOT WANT TO SEE.
SO I have no idea what happened because I wasn't looking, so as that passed, here comes...yuup a friggin naked woman, and NOT the type you wanna see. Again NAKED...sound like a bad trip, don't worry I'll reference that in a second. She passes, I'm confused, I look around to see other people's reaction, I'm even MORE confused...and then I see a dude go past me, filming the whole thing? I swear I've had bad trips, but if this was...this would be by far...the most Half Baked high scenario gone wrong type bad trip.
So crossing the next intersection, I'm already thinking that maybe I need a half day because I'm hallucinating, and need to enjoy this instead of concentrate. All the while I keep looking at people and can hear myself asking, dude are you making this shit up in your head?! McDonald's in sight, and just one cross walk away, I kinda put it past me and think now THAT'S some shit, can't get more ridiculous than that. Pedestrian man lights up, and I kinda see this shocking yellow glare next to me, and it's a dude in a fuckin chicken suit without the head part, and asks me how to get to Battery Street.
How's that for a f'n lunch trip to McDonald's..San Francisco, how awesome. I wish I had a picture to show you, because that story is like you caught Loch Ness but decided to let it go.